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Joke of the Day

"A recent medical study shows that women who carry a little extra weight generally live longer than the men in their lives who mention it."

"Energizer bunny arrested. Charged with battery."

"A horse, a penguin and a chimp walked into a bar and that's when I realised I was drunk."

"Joke Who will always be the #1 ranked father and son of all time? God"

"TIFU by switching up by customer's sandwich orders at Subway Opps wrong sub."

"An e-mail confirming you've unsubscribed from a mailing list is a fun way of saying you're not having the last word in THIS argument, pal."

"Why is James Bond's favourite bartender played by Michael J Fox? He doesn't need to tell him to shake the martini."

"[meeting with boss] ""I need you to go back and fix something that broke yesterday."" ""I DON'T EVEN HAVE A TIME MACHINE!"""

"So let me get this straight: Trump supporters are butt hurt because someone overgeneralized them and called them a mean name? Oh, the irony."

"Burger King is preparing to introduce a new turkey burger. Pigeons are beginning to disappear."