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Joke of the Day

"What's the best way to make pants last? Make the jacket first."

"I'm so committed to pizza that I've stopped wearing a condom when I eat it."

"What did the NSA agent say to the other NSA agent when he saw the German Chancellor? I'd tap that."

"Why do old men prefer golf more than sex? The fewer the strokes the better you are at it ;)"

"What do you call a doctor who is trained in neurosurgery and is covering for a gynecologist? A pervert."

"I'm getting my hacked GTAV account back! Said no one"

"Find someone who will change your life, not just your relationship status."

"You are more useless than... Stephen Hawking in a power cut."

"No officer I didn't mean to run him over. Yes I saw him but I thought he was my ex, and clearly he is not my ex."

"What game did the dentist play when she was a child?...Caps and robbers"