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Joke of the Day
"Jay-Z's voice is so beautiful. I wish he rapped about stuff I cared about."
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"How many karma whores does it take to change a lightbulb? When this gets 500 upvotes, I'll tell you the answer."
"I farted on the bus today and four people turned around I felt like I was on the voice."
"What do you call it when your having sex with a smart girl? Being in-genious"
"What is the difference between a baby and a feminist? Eventually, the baby grows up and stops crying. Edit: This turned fun!"
"What do you call a herd of masturbating cattle? Beef Strokin-off!"
"Not picking up the phone is some of the most fun you can have with a phone."
"What's your best mattress joke? Trying to win a new mattress in a contest and I need a clean mattress joke to win (dumb, I know)"
"Obesity cures wrinkles."
"Where did the Nazis send the Juice? To the concentration camps."