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Joke of the Day

"I farted on the bus today and four people turned around I felt like I was on the voice."

"How many tickles does a Japanese school girl want? Tentickles."

"Back To School Sadness Well, I didn't plan on going to school today but, my gun jammed."

"Why should you wrap a gerbil in duct tape? (NSFW) So it doesn't burst when you fuck it."

"What do you call a speech so scary it makes you crap your pants? A dire rhetoric."

"Bought some sneakers off of a drug dealer... I don't know what he laced them with but I've been trippin' all day!"

"What type of cancer is an anarchist immune to? Prostate"

"""Hit me,"" said the masochist. ""No,"" said the sadist"

"My x-girlfriend had a tattoo of a seashell on her inner thigh It was amazing! If you put your ear to it you could smell the ocean!!!"

"What did the Hawaiian terrorists say when they blew up a restaurant? ALOHA SNACKBAR"