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Joke of the Day

"How many karma whores does it take to change a lightbulb? When this gets 500 upvotes, I'll tell you the answer."

"Terrible I used to think the brain was the most important organ. Then I thought, look what's telling me that."

"What did the Duracell Bunny get arrested for? Assault and battery"

"If Mary gave birth to Jesus & Jesus is the lamb of God, then did Mary have a little lamb?"

"I am fluent in Italian and Spanish, but I'm much better at Italian I guess you could say that Italian is my forte"

"If I was Jennifer Lawrence, I'd see which laws I could ignore. Start with going behind the counter at Starbucks, work my way up to murder."

"An old teacher asked her student... ""If I say, 'I am beautiful,' which tense is that?"" The student replied, ""It is obviously past."""

"Donald Trump is a proof that internet comments can turn into a human and run for a president"

"What does a baby have in common with a old car? They're fun to take apart, but they're a real bitch to put back together."

"We gave our children old-fashioned names... Our little boy is Hunter and our little girl is Gatherer. - Brian Kiley"