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Joke of the Day
"I'm so pro-life, I believe life begins at erection."
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"Gordon Ramsay rejected all the photos taken to showcase his latest menu ... ... they were formatted RAW"
"What's the difference between marmalade and jam? You can't marmalade your cock up your girlfriends ass."
"There's only one thing I love more than bacon ...and I can't put pussy in my mashed potatoes."
"What do you call a masturbating cow? Beef Strokin' Off"
"Q: What's the differents between Bill Clinton and an elephant? A: About 20 pounds and a jogging suit."
"Before he leaves for work, my husband whispers the 3 words I love to hear him say... ""I made coffee"""
"If I was a fashion designer Id call myself ""who"" so when celebs are asked who are they wearing they can say ""Who?"" ""Yes who?"" ""Yes."""
"I called out of work today... Told my boss I had anal glaucoma. I couldn't see my ass coming in today."
"Top 3 lies told by Wyoming cowboys 1) I own this truck. 2) I won this belt buckle in a rodeo. 3) I was just helping that sheep over the fence."