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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a masturbating cow? Beef Strokin' Off"
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"The best time to eat candy Is when she doesn't have her period."
"How do you know when a grenade is thrown by a blonde? When you can pull the pin and throw it back"
"If boys had uteruses... If boys had uteruses they would be called Duderuses. (from Bobs Burgers)"
"A photon checks into a hotel and the bellhop asks him if he has any luggage.... The photon replies, ""No, I'm traveling light."""
"I can't believe how different life was before *googles* Al Gore invented the Internet"
"I have a joke about this site... never mind you probably reddit"
"What do you call a whore's laughter? Ho hos"
"Magician walking down the street A magician is walking down a street, he then turns into a grocery store."
"flames on the side of your car screams i want small children to think im badass but i want parents to know im not financially stable"