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Joke of the Day
"Child protective services? Who's protecting the parents Huh? WHO'S PROTECTING THE PARENTS?"
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"[tv ad] Hey folks, this is Don Key! Come on down to Key's Automotive for.. uh- [camera still rolling] holy shit .. donkey. my name is donkey"
"Q. Why is the book ""Women Who Love Too Much"" a disappointment for many men? A. No phone numbers."
"What do you call a drunk blue hedgehog? Gin and sonic."
"Why does Jared love 6-inch subs? He doesn't, he likes 14-year old girls"
"Why can't white Tumb1r girls divide or multiply by two? Because they can't even"
"A guy walked into a bar... ouch"
"My friend doesn't like how I tell fat people jokes. I'm still not sure how their weight has to do with their sense of humor."
"Bill Gates is donating $10Billion to help children everywhere get vaccinations. ...But you know they're just gonna spend it on booze."
"What do you call the cleavage of someone with breast implants? Silicone Valley"