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Joke of the Day

"Gordon Ramsay rejected all the photos taken to showcase his latest menu ... ... they were formatted RAW"

"We're all different. For example, some folks get up early to exercise... And others get up early to eat cookies before the kids wake up."

"Dear Grocery store clerk, What part of me searching madly and paying in nickels & dimes suggests I can donate a dollar to the food bank?"

"What kind of train eats too much? a chew chew train"

"My cell phone battery dies quicker than a mother in a Disney movie"

"What do you call a spy who is into BDSM? James Bondage."

"Who are the fastest readers? The victims of 9/11. They went through 87 stories in 10 seconds."

"Knock Knock. who's there? Netanya Netanya who? Yep... thanks Obama."

"You know it's cold outside... When you see a politician with their hands in their own pockets."

"I cheated on my wife once. We were playing monopoly and when she wasn't looking I stole some of her money. Then I went upstairs and fucked her sister."