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Joke of the Day

"Want to piss off a female archeologist? Show her a used tampon and ask what period it's from. Wakka wakka!"

"How much sawdust does a chicken have to eat to lay a two by four? Give up? So did the chicken."

"LPT: Don't waste a bit more money for the brand-name bleach; it isn't any different than the bargain brand They taste exactly the same"

"Why don't terrorists shop at Walmart? They prefer a Target."

"When is a parent like a child? When he's a miner."

"The England team visited an orphanage in Brazil today. ""It's heartbreaking to see their sad little faces with no hope"" said Jose, age 6."

"Why are jewish potion makers all male? He brew"

"The Walking Dead. Or better known as The Running Living."

"A few days ago I wanted to share a sandwich with a homeless person... ...but then he told me to fuck of and that I should buy my own sandwich."

"What do you tell a hitchhiker with one leg? Hop in"