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Joke of the Day
"Slow and Steady Wins the Race. But Fast and Furious killed Paul Walker."
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"I like my women like I like my news... Without an opinion"
"I want to donate a large amount of money to a rape clinic and I won't take no for an answer."
"Why Did The Tiger Cross The Road? Because there wasn't a Zebra crossing Sorry, my 5 year old son made me post this"
"did you watch the obese fashion show? they had some pretty good role models"
"What is Bielefeld's Zip Code? 404"
"Finding a guy to marry who is rich enough to pay off my debt, but not so rich he wants a prenup is, like, so much harder than I anticipated."
"A Roman walks into a bar Holds up two fingers and says five beers please."
"[woman on death row] ""Your last meal?"" - I don't care. You pick. ""Fish?"" - Gross no ""Steak?"" - No. Anything is fine tho. ""Pasta?"" - Ew carbs"
"I was wondering why the frisbee in the distance was getting bigger Then it hit me"