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Joke of the Day

"Slow and Steady Wins the Race. But Fast and Furious killed Paul Walker."

"I wrote a status about unemployment earlier, but didn't post it. It needs some work."

"Fun Fact: A burrito will never sleep with your best friend behind your back."

"Don't have phone sex! You might get hearing aids."

"""How's about I rearrange your face?"" -Bully Picasso"

"Speech Joke. Why shouldn't you eye-fuck someone? Because there is a chance you will get visual aids."

"It's gotta be nice being a mortician... People are always dying to meet you."

"*Spider exam: How to scare people out of their mind* Fly Breathe fire Sit still on the ceiling and mind your own business"

"It's embarrassing that 90% of my Google history is just words I wasn't sure how to spell, and yes I googled embarrassing."

"What do you call a rich frog ? A golf blooded reptile !"