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Joke of the Day
"Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants In case he gets a hole in one"
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"Why yes, person on the Internet, I would love to make $596 per day sitting at home. Let's do this!!!"
"An archeologist found a tampon. He wondered what period it was from. (Not my joke! Credit to Shane Koyczan's poet friend)"
"Laura Bassett must be an alcoholic... She couldn't even wait for the game to finish before she hit the bar!"
"What do you call an intelligent Saudi Arabian woman? Target practice"
"I wish snacks could talk so they could verify my whereabouts from 1 am to 3 am this morning."
"Why are black people good at basketball? Because it's all about shooting and stealing."
"What do Michael Jackson and Santa have in common? They both leave little boys rooms with lighter sacks."
"You know what they say, once you go black.... You're a single mom."
"Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other never forgets them."