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Joke of the Day
"Dry January is going really well. Even if everyone keeps saying that I need to shower."
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"What's the difference between a musician and a suicide bomber? A musician wears his heart on his sleeve. A suicide bomber wears his spleen on your shoes."
"What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Licksalottapuss."
"The worlds best chat-up line: ""I like my women how I like my coffee... Either cheap and bitter or ground up and in the freezer."""
"Sweeping a woman off her feet is easy if you know karate"
"Don't get cute with the live version of your song. We like the one on the album."
"Has anyone heard of the movie 'Constipation'? No because it hasn't come out yet. Huehuehuehuehue"
"New boyfriend is allergic to kitten so can't keep him :( He's ginger & named Tom. Friendly. Comes when called. 28yrs-old & works in IT."
"Got caught checking out another woman? Turn to your woman and say ""Did you see how ugly that girl's hair was?"""
"My friend entered a poetry related pun contest. He stanza good chance."