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Joke of the Day

"[First Date] Me: *licks corner of napkin* Me: *dabs at his cheek* Him: ............... Me: Sorry. Force of habit."

"It was really foggy on my way home today Looked quite misterious"

"Why are women like magazines? They have a lot of issues"

"What do you call Batman when he ditches church? Christian Bale"

"What's the difference between a Greyhound station and a lobster with a boob job? One's a crusty bus station, the other's a busty crustacean."

"What did Adam say on the day before Christmas ? It's Christmas Eve !"

"Why do Asians squint with their eyes? Because bombs are bright."

"What will Russians be cooking for Thanksgiving...? Turkey"

"What happened to the cross-eyed circumcist? She got the sack"

"How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. They already did it before it was cool."