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Joke of the Day

"[First Date] Me: *licks corner of napkin* Me: *dabs at his cheek* Him: ............... Me: Sorry. Force of habit."

"What do you call soup that you've found a hair in? Rabbit Soup :D"

"You want to know a ironic statement? My mom was a cancer and she was killed by a giant crab."

"Crimea River Crimea river - Putin"

"What's the definition of 'vagina'? The box the penis comes in!"

"Why is Ireland the richest country in the world? ...her capital has been Dublin for years"

"Take a stand against childhood obesity by chasing little fat kids down the street."

"What song did Kim Jong Il request be played at his funeral? Journey - Don't Stop Bereaving."

"I'm a bit racist. I think F1 is much better than NASCAR."

"How do you know that Adam and Eve were white? Have you ever tried taking a rib from a black man?"