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Joke of the Day

"What does Agatha Christie call a group of almost every type of bird? A Murder of Most Fowls!"

"I remember my first sexual encounter. It was really a frightening experience. I was all by myself!"

"What do you call a perfect society formed by an Asian? A Yutopia"

"If there's three people, it's usually a threesome. If there's two people, it's called a twosome. And if a guy is single? He's usually called handsome."

"Whenever I'm watching the NBA and a ref makes a bad call, I go down to Foot Locker and yell at the employees."

"What's a joke only redditor's would get?"

"[NSFW] What came first: The egg or the chicken? The chicken, I don't think egg cums."

"Two breakdancers walk into a bar They get served."

"Dance like nobody's watching, sing like nobody's listening, Tweet like the NSA doesn't exist."

"A new nightclub has just opened down the road and they are offering free drinks all night for just under 20 quid. So tonight I'm gonna party like it's 19.99."