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Joke of the Day
"What did batman tell robin before they got in the car? Get in the car."
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"The guy who coined the phrase,""I'm not gettin any younger."" The guy he said it to then coined the phrase,""No shit, Sherlock."""
"What do you call Root Beer in a Square Glass? Beer."
"Unless you are literally the Dark Lord Voldemort then a snake is just not an acceptable pet dude"
"What do calculators do when they love each other? They multiply!"
"What's a pedophile's favorite musical scale? D minor!"
"""You're Fired!"" Said President Trump to all of our nuclear rockets"
"How many 2nd trumpets does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. They can't get that high! (My band teacher told me that one today)"
"What do you call a gay hipster? A douchefag."
"Is it too soon for Michael Brown jokes? Thought I would give it a shot."