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Joke of the Day

"What's a pedophile's favorite musical scale? D minor!"

"What do you call a black woman with 8 abortions? A crime fighter."

"Ask your doctor if an unnecessary over-prescribed medication so he can get kickbacks from a pharmaceutical company is right for you."

"Yo momma so fat, the closer you get to her, the slower time passes for you in relation to an observer outside her gravitational pull."

"My mum was killed by cancer... Wait no, my dad was a Sagittarius."

"How many potatoes does it take to kill and Irish man? None"

"Chuck Norris doesn't need to wear condoms when having sex with women. Every women wants to be impregnated by Chuck Norris."

"#hashtag From the stoners who brought you ""420"" and ""hella"" comes the hot new game Hash Tag!! cause, i mean, come on...regular tag just isn't that fun."

"[watching ""Cinderella""] 5-year-old: Why does she keep cleaning the floors? Me: Her stepsisters make her. 5: She should just buy a Roomba."

"It would be funny if, with everyone freaking out about global warming we ended up dying in a good old 60s throwback nuclear war with Russia."