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Joke of the Day
"What's a pedophile's favorite musical scale? D minor!"
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"* Runs Baywatch-style into oncoming traffic *"
"""just do it"" Nike is sponsoring a probation program. They provide T-shirts with the slogan "" just DON'T do it"""
"I haven't got a Twitter account, so I just carry around a megaphone to announce what I'm doing at random times. So far I've got 3 followers but I think 2 are cops."
"M.C. Escher walks into a bar forever."
"Why was the battery arrested ? cuz it was charged with electricity ."
"A termite walks into a bar... And he says, ""where is the bartender?"""
"A super moon is just like a regular moon except Lois Lane doesn't recognize it when it's wearing horn rimmed glasses"
"Unscramble these words Unscramble these words ! 1) PENSI 2) HITLRE 3) NIGGRE 4) BUTTSXE DO YOU GET SPINE,LITHER,GINGER AND SUBTEXT ?"
"Stop, collaborate and listen. Manda's back with news from the kitchen. Calories grab a hold of me tightly I want nachos daily and nightly..."