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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a gay hipster? A douchefag."

"I want to be so famous... That I can just go as myself for Halloween."

"what's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm Rape!"

"I hate my dodgy household appliances... My hairdryer sucks and my vaccum blows."

"I need jokes that people can enjoy over and over again."

"What's similar between a black man and a bicycle? They both stop working when the chain comes off."

"If I ever opened up a nail salon, I would definitely name it ""Handjobs""."

"What do you call a Pikachu caught in Brazil? A Zikachu"

"Why did the ""Ringling Bros."" Circus finally go out of business? They couldn't compete with the circus in Washington DC any longer."

"I accidentally called out my mums name during sex and my sister hasn't talked to me since."