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Joke of the Day
"Unless you are literally the Dark Lord Voldemort then a snake is just not an acceptable pet dude"
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"Why are people afraid to play poker in Africa? Too many Cheetahs."
"What's a barber's favourite kind of holiday? Cruising on a clipper."
"What's the difference between John Wayne and Jack Daniels? Jack Daniels is still killing Indians"
"I like my women like I like my vacuum cleaners Cordless and with powerful suction"
"An Irish man walks out of a bar."
"How can the eurologist tell if he is looking at a man or woman? Well, there is a vast difference."
"I like my coffee like I like my wives, From a third world country at a reasonable price."
"I'm pregaming for Thanksgiving by eating 15 ham steaks and yelling at someone's family."
"I'm not afraid to die, I'm afraid my friends will give me the funeral I told them I wanted when I was drunk."