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Joke of the Day

"The Asian father reads his son's report card, where he finds a ""B"". ""B is for Burger King, where YOU'LL WORK FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE!"""

"Why would Rip Van Winkle make a good janitor? Because he swept for 20 years."

"There's no ""I"" in meat, but there's ""me"" and ""eat"", and I don't know how vegans can argue with that logic."

"How do Italian Chefs swap recipes? By Spaghett-e-mail!"

"My boss keeps telling me I've got my thumb up my ass... Considering it's an adult film, I'm not sure if I'm going to get fired."

"Jerry Seinfeld is at Best Buy. ""We've got a great deal on TVs today"" the salesman says. ""What's the deal?"" Jerry says. The Best Buy explodes"

"I admit I've had sex with over 30 women in my life But it only happened one time."

"Jaime Lannister Is Officially Known As The ""KingSlayer"" And Unofficially known as the ""QueenLayer"""

"I want to just be a couch potato tonight, but I'm too lazy to get on my couch. So I'm a floor potato."

"""Welcome to the future. Let me show you around. Here's the bathroom. This is a robot that we invented that screams at your wet hands."""