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Joke of the Day
"How do Italian Chefs swap recipes? By Spaghett-e-mail!"
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"What's pink has five toes and is carried by the Easter Bunny? His lucky people's foot!"
"If I were a piano... ...I'd make sure my life ends on a high note."
"If you know how many calories are in your donut, you're not eating it right."
"I saw two WNBA tickets nailed to a fence today It's my lucky day! Free nails."
"O. J. Simpson When O. J. Simpson's kids wanted to go out and play, what did he tell them? ""Go axe your mother."""
"Maybe artists wouldn't be so starving all the time if they'd just eat all that fruit they're always painting."
"Hey, want to hear a Top Gear joke? Morris Marina. badump-pshhh"
"I think that the NSA is after me Because I'm Snowden after this blizzard"
"I lost my mood ring yesterday I don't know how I feel about it."