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Joke of the Day

"My boss keeps telling me I've got my thumb up my ass... Considering it's an adult film, I'm not sure if I'm going to get fired."

"What did the U.S president say before starting WW3? Nukes... You're fired!"

"Bless me, Father, for I have used Comic Sans. It's been eight weeks since my last use of Helvetica."

"How many Vietnam vets does it take the screw in a light bulb? THAT'S RIGHT!!! YOU DON'T KNOW; BECAUSE YOU WEREN'T THERE!!!"

"Ad a German i often hear some say we have a bad humor .... last time someone actually told me, he got burned with the other jews telling me. Edit: Damn it phone it is as and not ad ._."

"What do you call an angry Iron Man at a Skrillex concert? Stark Raving Mad"

"Chuck Norris cannot love, he can only not kill."

"What's the fastest thing on land? Stevie Wonder's speedboat"

"Judas: The one I kiss is Jesus Christ. Soldier: You can just point to him. Judas: (putting on lip-balm) I don't tell you how to do your job."

"Mum, why do people in our family die so suddenly? Mum? Mum??? MUUUUM!!!!!!!!"