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Joke of the Day

"Jaime Lannister Is Officially Known As The ""KingSlayer"" And Unofficially known as the ""QueenLayer"""

"Did you hear about that guy that broke his left arm and left leg? I heard he's all right now."

"Knock. Knock knock. Knock knock knock. Knock knock knock knock knock. Who's there? Fibonacci."

"How is November's election like the Alien vs Predator movie? Whoever wins...we lose."

"Did you hear about the two junkies that fell in love? They tied the knot."

"Why did the angry Jedi cross the road? To get to the dark side."

"What do you call it when a broke person makes a sex tape? A Poorno."

"Why can't Jim's make sandwiches? Cause it was at my grannies, isn't it!!!"

"I found out ""penis"" means ""tail"" in Latin. That must be why chasing tail never ended well for me."

"What do you get when you cross a sheep and a porcupine? Nobody knows, but whatever it is, it knits its own sweaters."