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Joke of the Day

"Jerry Seinfeld is at Best Buy. ""We've got a great deal on TVs today"" the salesman says. ""What's the deal?"" Jerry says. The Best Buy explodes"

"Have you heard about these new corduroy pillows? They've really been making headlines. -courtesy of my 8 year old niece."

"It's a serious Lego project when the 1st thing my 5yo does is take off his shirt and gets me a beer from the fridge."

"The light at the end of the tunnel are the front lights of a train."

"Two flies are on a piece of shit... One fly rips a fart & the other says ""HEY... I'M EATING HERE"""

"I went to a whorehouse the other day... The sign outside said ""We're closed so beat it"""

"When a clock is hungry... it goes back four seconds."

"So my girlfriend caught me cheating Dunno what pisses her off more, that I cheated, or that I destroyed her daughters grave."

"Everyone: If you keep listening to your music so loudly you'll be deaf by the time you're 20 Me: What"

"Women who want to renew your wedding vows.... Why not renew the bachelorette party? You'd probably have more fun."