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Joke of the Day

"There's no ""I"" in meat, but there's ""me"" and ""eat"", and I don't know how vegans can argue with that logic."

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"80% of readers won't understand this...and the rest 20% will be condescending. How do you confuse Pareto? Tell him you belong to ""the"" 20%."
"So PSY's song ""Dear American"" includes the lyric ""Kill them all slowly and painfully"" and now I understand what Gangnam Style was all about."
"What do you call a burning rocket? Korean Barbecue."
"Cow Joke What do cows watch in the theaters? moovie"
"What is Germany's favorite game? Mein Kampf"
"How does a dog play Hendrix on guitar? With a chihuahua pedal."
"There's a reason it's called ""girls gone wild"" and not ""women gone wild"". When girls go wild, they show their tits. When women go wild, they kill men and drown their kids in a tub."
"I asked my friend if you could meet anyone living or dead, who would you choose? He said, ""Donald Trump, dead."""
"""We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal."" - A man who owned other men."
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