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Joke of the Day

"Married life - Honey, are you jealous? - Nope! - Admit it, you're jealous! - I told you, I am not! - Then give me a kiss! - GO KISS THAT UGLY-ASS WHORE WHO LIKED YOUR FACEBOOK STATUS!"

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"""WTF IS THIS?!?!"" dad demands as he looks at my report card. I explain to him the idea of schooling and grading systems and he calms down."
"What do you call a rabbit in a beanie and listening to vinyl? A Hopster."
"What do you get when you have a midget fortune teller on the loose? A small medium at large."
"Isn't it so wierd when you're thinking about someone and then they suddenly appear? Anyway, my dad just caught me masturbating."
"Gay test: are you gay ? If you answered yes, then you're gay."
"How do you greet a gay Hispanic? Homo Estas!"
"France and Italy go to war. Who wins? Neither. France surrenders and Italy switches sides"
"A girl once broke up with me... A girl once broke up with me because I quoted Linkin Park too much. It was a great releationship, but in the end it doesn't even matter."
"What do you call an Arab who just arrived -Amir The next one? -Amir Azwal The next? -Amir Azwal Azim"