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Joke of the Day

"The kiss is a wordless articulation of desire whose object lies in the future, and somewhat to the south."

"I was only young when I learned to count....... I was only young when I learned to count. It was odd at first, even then."

"Why did users stop coming to r/jokes? Because their jokes weren't very funny."

"I'm much better at organizing my thoughts on Reddit than I am IRL After all, most of my comments here just have the one point."

"This coffee tastes like a Kenny G album."

"An old lady at the bank asked me if I could help her check her balance. So I pushed her over."

"what would you call superman if he was deaf and mexican? No hero"

"ANNOUNCEMENT: DENIM CLUB MEETING IS CANCELLED. AVERY RIPPED HIS JEAN VEST AT THE SUPERMARKET. HE'S OKAY, BUT VERY UPSET."

"BEN CARSON'S WIFE: Are you coming home for dinner BEN CARSON: Go to ben carson dot com and read my plan to come home for dinner"

"How much space does fungi need to grow? As mushroom as possible :)"