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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a rabbit in a beanie and listening to vinyl? A Hopster."

"Thinking it's a not a good thing when the pizza delivery guy knows my dog by name."

"Guy : Damn Girl, are you a newspaper? Girl : No, Why? Guy : Because there is a new fucking issue with you every day."

"A new gay dinosaur has been found Megasaurass"

"Just ordered some cops for my neighbours."

"I'm not ugly. I could marry anyone I pleased! But that's the problem - you don't please anyone."

"Somewhere right now, a girl just uploaded a picture of herself saying ""Not looking good today"" after deleting the first 50 pictures she took"

"Last chance to use the washroom before I shower! Speak now or forever hold your pees."

"I found the worlds worst thesaurus. Not only is it terrible, it's terrible."

"Why are successful people such assholes? They get shit done."