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Joke of the Day

"How do you greet a gay Hispanic? Homo Estas!"

"What's the difference between your mom and a chicken coop? There's a limit to the number of cocks that can fit into the coop."

"I like to play with words But there are only so many things you can do with a dictionary."

"Knock knock. Who's there? Irish Jew, Amalie. Amalie who? Irish Jew Amalie-Christmas "

"I went to a seafood disco last night Pulled a mussel"

"The first rule of Rule Club is that we talk about the rules. A lot."

"Really Speedo Guy? Things aren't bad enough in the world already? You've got to display to the whole beach that you're hung like a Tic-Tac?"

"When people say ""surreal"" they mean ""real"", it's just most of your life is not very real, just repetition and routine."

"Overheard: ""Why is this guy listening to our conversation?"""

"INTERVIEWER: Where do you see yourself in 5 years? SLOTH: *Points to another part of the building* Around there maybe"