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Joke of the Day
"How do you greet a gay Hispanic? Homo Estas!"
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"[The Bachelor] Some of you will be getting roses tonight... [bee in the back] AW HELL YEAH"
"It's so rough where I live ... We don't have Jehova's witnesses, we have Jehova's bystanders (who are like ""We didn't see nothing"")"
"What do you call a black political figure? A *coon*gressman"
"30+ and single? There's an app for that. Wait. My mistake. A cat."
"The butcher's wife always messes up everyone's order. We call her Miss Steak."
"What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhinoceros? Elephino \_()_/ "
"Today I got a good deal from Comcast."
"Rave culture: A professor rushes two of his students to the maternity ward and says to the doctor... ""Brah! My pupils are super dilated right now!"""
"What Do You Call A Policewoman Who Shaves Her Pubes? Cuntstubble"