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"Sometimes when you first meet someone you just know you want to spend the rest of your life.... Avoiding them"
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"Dear Dude, who's slowly walking towards me at the park bench, dragging his one leg and can't keep his balance. Please be drunk and not a zombie."
"Why are the Irish considered lucky? It's because they're always drunk as hell."
"Celine Dion walks into a bar and the bar tender says ""Why the long face?"" To which she replies ""My husband and brother just died."""
"Why is China so politically in bed with Africa? Because China is the biggest coal burner in the world"
"Why is Halloween a crackheads' favourite holiday? Only two more sleeps til' Christmas!"
"ME: Um, I specifically requested Mary. BLOODY CARLA: Listen, do you want your eyes clawed out or not?"
"How do you call a beautiful feminist? An oxymoron"