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Joke of the Day

"Dear Dude, who's slowly walking towards me at the park bench, dragging his one leg and can't keep his balance. Please be drunk and not a zombie."

"What's E.T. short for? He's just got little legs."

"What do a squirrel and a piano have in common ? Both can climb trees, except the piano"

"With inflation, it would be Mambo No. 6.59 in 2013"

"Overheard my boss say this to our secretary.. What's the difference between a Triscuit and a lesbian? One is a snack cracker, the other is a crack snacker."

"What do you call Bob the builder after he retires? Bob"

"How do you throw a party in space? You planet!"

"What did the boy octopus say to the girl octopus? Can I hold your hand hand hand hand?"

"I only chill with professional alcoholics!!!"

"Claiming that someone else's marriage is against your religion is like being angry at someone for eating a donut because you're on a diet."