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Joke of the Day

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"Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet? He was looking for Pooh. - *My little brother told me this one; hit me with a little bit of nostalgia.*"

"Did you hear about the dispensary that was selling suppositories? It turns out they were just blowing smoke up everyone's ass."

"Did you guys hear about the movie called Constipation? It hasn't come out yet."

"I walked into a disabled toilet It was autistic"

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Anita ! Anita who ? Anita you like I need a hole in the head !"

"Did you know that its illegal for someone living next to a cemetery to be buried there? that would be called murder."

"i once had a beautiful wife, she was always the prettiest when she was asleep. Unfortunately she died after i gave her too many sleeping pills."

"Why are pirates angry after leaving the bathroom? Because after ""p"" comes ""irate"""

"Apparently when a trainer asks you why you want to stay in shape and you answer ""revenge"" it will raise a couple eyebrows."