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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between USB and USA? One connects to all your devices and access your data, one connects to all your devices and access your data."

"Wife: We get 1 ""cheat meal"" on our diet. I want tacos. What do you want? Me: The waitress. ...And that's why I'm not getting laid tonight."

"Did you hear about the Native American chief who drank 50 gallons of Earl Grey? He was found dead in the morning, drowned in his tee-pee."

"Why do hipsters drink their Jello? They want to have it before it's cool."

"I save money on condoms by not getting laid."

"Friday...Gods Gift to the working People"

"What happens when a lawyer becomes the leader of communities? [deleted]"

"There are 2 kinds of programmers Those who understand pointers and Segmentation fault (core dumped)"

"What do you get when you spend all afternoon replying to your anonymous feedback on Corpell Anonymous Box? Corpell tunnel syndrome"

"I'm against the marriage of anyone whose first instinct is to film and then show the world their elaborate proposal."