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Joke of the Day
"I save money on condoms by not getting laid."
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"Doctor Doctor I think I'm a bridge. What's come over you? Oh two cars a large truck and a coach."
"Stuck in my first infinite loop: two Canadians saying sorry to one another."
"just so you know the guacamole costs an extra $1.80 plus one of your arms and the soul of your first born child thanks for choosing chipotle"
"""NO HOMO"" i scream at my dog Homo as he shits on the carpet"
"Hi welcome to Hollister, would you like a flashlight?"
"A man buys some chocolate pudding from a sweets shop, and finds it's turned a sickly green color. He says to the manager, ""this is off pudding."""
"His many tickles does it take to make a squid laugh? ............ Ten Tickles........"
"Could you please tell me what a slightly better alternative to a pokeball is? That'd be great."
"If a girl texts you and asks if you think she's fat and you try to respond ""Nooo"" autocorrect changes it to ""Moo"" so that's pretty cool."