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Joke of the Day

"There are 2 kinds of programmers Those who understand pointers and Segmentation fault (core dumped)"

"What do you call a serial killer that plays bingo? Jeffery Dauber."

"Why doesn't 'Murica have any knock-knock jokes? Because Freedom Rings!"

"An Irish man left the bar"

"I would like a warm hound please ""Excuse me?"" A flaming puppy ""..."" Fire canine ""Do you want a hot dog, ma'am?"" Yes. A scorching pooch"

"In a very touching gesture, Gary Anderson attempted to call up Blair Walsh and offer his sympathy. Unfortunately, they just missed each other."

"Whats the difference between a feminist and a hockey player hockey player showers after 3 periods"

"the best true fact about 'titanic' is that on the final night of shooting the entire crew was drugged with pcp. that's not a joke"

"I like my women like I like my coffee Without a penis"

"I need to give my cat an abortion But every time I throw her down the stairs she just lands on her feet."