159341
Joke of the Day
"Why do hipsters drink their Jello? They want to have it before it's cool."
Next Joke
"Why were the Ten Commandments so powerful? Because they were set in stone."
"While I appreciate your enthusiasm, auto flush toilet, I kinda wanted to see that."
"The difference between a smart man and a wise man is that a smart man knows what to say, a wise man knows whether or not to say it..."
"Hat did one prick say to the other prick? Nothing, they were both stuck up cunts!"
"Why are artificial eyes made from glass? They gotta be see-through"
"Did you hear about the dyslexic baker who advertised a job vacancy? He got no customers because his sign said, ""Looking for staff, a pie within."""
"Did you hear about the cannibal that ate undercooked food? He threw his arms up in disgust."
"A graham cracker is just a white dude selling coke in the ghetto."
"If a woman that likes younger men is called a cougar... Then a man that likes little boy is called a nittany tiger."