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"Friday...Gods Gift to the working People"
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"What do you call an Arab who flies a plane? A pilot, you racist motherfucker."
"Stoned wife wants you to rate her joke Do you remember the type of animal that has a memory that is the opposite of an elephant's? ... I forgot"
"Why couldn't the crime scene investigators find the murder weapon? They thought it was a piece of cake."
"A black man, a jew and a retard walk outside the store So I run that fucking nigger over."
"When I was 16 years old, the morning of my birthday, my parents tried to surprise me with a car, but they missed."
"What does a guitarist say when he gets to his gig? ""...Would you like fries with that?"""
"Unintentionally Offensive Word Nerd Pickup Line Do you feel stupid? 'Cause your ass a nine. Like, asinine? ...I'll show myself out"
"Will I have an open casket at my funeral? Remains to be seen."
"My friend came over and left his laptop on the floor. My mother thought it was a scale. Conclusion: My mother weighs 950 dollars."