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Joke of the Day

"Women are like Hurricanes They come into your life wild and free and then leave with the PATIO FURNITURE WE BOUGHT TOGETHER SARAH YOU BITCH"

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"[Picking up girls] Me: you like bad boys, huh? Girls: yea Me to my wing man: tell them Wing man: he's just literally the worst"
"How to make a woman crazy in two steps: 1. Take a picture of her 2. Don't show her the picture"
"How do fireflies lose weight? They burn calories."
"Doctor I swallowed a PEN!!! Doctor, Doctor I swallowed a PEN, WHAT DO I DO? Doctor: Use a pencil..."
"What do you call a gay Dinosaur? Megasaurass"
"I took the Quiz quiz and found out I am ""Which Game of Thrones character are you?"""
"A Canadian psychologist is selling a video that teaches you how to test your dog's IQ. Here's how it works: If you spend $12.99 for the video, your dog is smarter than you."
"*Indian Accent* I would make a your mom joke... but cows are sacred in my country."
"What's the difference between Christianity and Judaism? Christians pay for their sins"
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