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Joke of the Day
"How do fireflies lose weight? They burn calories."
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"What's the difference between Jack Daniel's and General Custer? Jack Daniel's is still killing indians."
"reasons white people riot: 1. their sports team wins 2. their sports team loses 3. no more tickle me elmos 4. tea 5. pumpkins"
"#presidentfacts Barack Obama is the first president in nearly 80 years to choose a water type as his starting Pokemon"
"Why do ants get sick? Because they have little anty bodies."
"What do you call a nun that is lost? A Roamin' Catholic"
"Americans lost their racism just in time... ...for this beautiful colored christmas!"
"If it looks like I'm typing for five minutes I'm really just trying to spell diarrhea."
"I don't understand what you mean by 'stop drinking so much'. How else will you know how much I love you at 2am every day?"
"Was gonna go to the gym but then I checked Twitter. In 2009"