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Joke of the Day
"Exit signs are all the rage these days But I think they're on the way out"
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"What's a ghost's favorite type of car? A Booghati"
"A son comes to his grandpa.. ... And asks him ""Grandpa, how comes all girls still like you?"" ""Eh, eh, my lil' son..."", said the old man licking his eyebrow"
"Knock knock. Who's there? The pilot, let me in! Credit to: /u/Squidward_On_Drugs on an AskReddit thread, wanted to share with r/jokes"
"Greeks are not impressed with an international bailout scheme Declaring it to be a Mickey Moussaka plan."
"There's a new video game called Earthquake coming out. I heard it's groundbreaking."
"Obama is the first president to visit a federal prison. Hes also the first black man to be let OUT of a federal prison"
"Why can't a soldier look wistfully across the horizon? Because there are no gaze in the military"
"I like my women like I like my dragons... Jealous, naked, and atop a bunch of gold."
"Did you hear about the contest that awarded the winner with a cat? It was a catastrophe."