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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between Christianity and Judaism? Christians pay for their sins"

"Gold fish don't like being pulled out of their tank for a cuddle."

"Two deer walk out of a gay bar... And one turns to the other and says ""Dude, I can't believe I blew thirty bucks in there"""

"Why does Jay Z love Christmas? Because he's the best wrapper alive."

"I walk around in public saying ""wait for me guys"" so everyone thinks I have friends."

"the year is 2017: every kfc location has a large shower room installed inside the building to wash away the customers greasy post-meal shame"

"There are hundreds of ways to make a woman happy and only one to make a man happy: LEAVE HIM ALONE."

"today my internet went out for About 3 minutes...... Met my family downstairs. They seem like nice people."

"Woke up on the wrong side of the bed today By the time I got out from under there I was in a right mood!"

"I bet Jane didn't know Tarzan swings both ways."