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Joke of the Day

"A Canadian psychologist is selling a video that teaches you how to test your dog's IQ. Here's how it works: If you spend $12.99 for the video, your dog is smarter than you."

"Why did the Libertarian cross the road? ""None of your damn business. Am I being detained?"""

"What did Mary give her cheating husband for Christmas? A bullet."

"How old is your Grandma? I dunno but we've had him a long time."

"A bomb went off in an ink factory... Everyone Dyed."

"How do you find Will Smith in the snow? You follow the fresh prints."

"I asked the cashier for a kitkat chunky She turned around and selected a kitkat chunky from the shelf and then handed it to me. I replied: ""I wanted a regular kitkat you fat bitch."""

"The opening ceremony for our ribbon repair business was pretty confusing."

"If the number 2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still number 2?"

"Dads: what times your flight? Sons: 4pm Dads: id get there at 8am"