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Joke of the Day

"A Canadian psychologist is selling a video that teaches you how to test your dog's IQ. Here's how it works: If you spend $12.99 for the video, your dog is smarter than you."

"Two canibals are having a meal . . . One looks at the other and says, ""Man I hate my mother-in-law!"" The second one shrugs and replies, ""Then try some of the potatoes."""

"One night stands in hotel rooms just don't do it for me anymore. That's why I always ask for a bed with two night stands."

"Kim Jong Un walks into a bar... [removed]"

"Police officer: When's your birthday? Me: (Drunk) um ok thats easy... ten dash four PO: What year? Me: Ugh duh every year"

"My high school girlfriend got ""uses her kids as her facebook profile picture"" fat."

"What do Arabs and the Japanese have in common ? They both like bombs"

"I just ate so much Chinese food that now I'm able to use algorithms based on linear algebra to solve large numerical systems."

"What do Amy Schumer and a tampon have in common? They're both stuck up cunts."

"Can we just make serving unsalted french fries a federal offense?"