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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a gay Dinosaur? Megasaurass"
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"Why did the restaurant on the moon fail? They barely had any atmosphere."
"My least favorite branch of the military is the Girl Scouts, they can't fight for shit."
"I lost my mood ring last night... I don't know how I feel about this."
"I'm sick and tired of those who say Hillary has no great accomplishments.... I would say staying out of prison for the crimes she committed in the last four decades is a great accomplishment."
"Wanna know what makes me smile? Face muscles"
"Can anyone recommend a few thousand books on hoarding?"
"Bad joke Look in the mirror and see the biggest joke ever... that's what my mom said"
"I've finally taken the time to list my collection of John Lennon memorabilia on eBay. Imagine all the PayPal."
"""Hi honey did you miss me?"" ""With every bullet so far"" - Married with children. Peggy and Al Bundy. Just watch the whole thing: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qJ_PKMbdNTU"