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Joke of the Day
"I sold my vacuum the other day... all it was doing was collecting dust!"
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"What does a new Tesla car smells like? Elon Musk"
"We arrested a troupe of mimes for their unspeakable crimes.... None of them talked. But they did point fingers."
"What do rabbis call the leftovers of a circumcision? Debris."
"What is the difference between jelly and jam? I dont jelly my dick down your throat."
"Everybody wants to be wanted, except maybe fugitives."
"What did the blind, deaf, mute girl get for Christmas?? Cancer."
"Reddit servers"
"What do you get when you put 20 Meth Heads in 1 room? A full set of teeth"
"me: did you check the suggestion box boss: we don't have a suggestion box we have a paper shredder me: MY DRAWINGS"