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"A pretty face gets old, a nice body changes, but a good woman will always be a good woman."
"if a woman tells me she just wants be friends I say ok but I get to be rachel"
"I used to be into sadism, bestiality, and necrophilia... ... until I realized I was beating a dead horse."
"I hate it when people ask me what I'll be doing in 5 years. I don't have 2020 vision, guys."
"If someone is choking the best thing to do is ask them if they're okay repeatedly then if that fails give a concerned look until resolved."
"FACT: Once he became a knight, Sir Ian McKellen could only move in an ""L"""
"Why did they stop feeding cows the round bails of Hay in Texas? Because they weren't getting a square meal."
"""Always bring a nail file, scissors, tweezers, a corkscrew, a toothpick and a bottle opener to a knife fight."" -- The Swiss Army"
"What do you call someone who rapes a king? A penetraitor."