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Joke of the Day

"What do you get when you put 20 Meth Heads in 1 room? A full set of teeth"

"Why are snakes hard to fool ? They have no legs to pull !"

"Me and my wife are into S&M. She sleeps and I masturbate."

"What do black guys do after sex? 25 years - life"

"People who marry for money over love usually end up cheating for love over money!"

"Admit it, no one really knows how to use the memory function on a calculator. We're all just too embarrassed to ask now."

"[marriage counseling] She thinks I'm stupid ""He covers himself in baby powder before we have sex"" HOW ELSE DO YOU MAKE A BABY, KAREN?"

"I love emoji. No longer do I have to type out ""This weather is yellow face with hearts instead of eyes"""

"Sometimes I just sit and run my fingers through my lovers hair. It's a nice way to let them know my love and also that we're out of napkins."

"""why aren't you in school?"" ""i'm too cool for school, officer."" *checks cop computer* ""checks out, youre free to go."" kid is undercover nerd"