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Joke of the Day
"What did the buffalo say to his kid when he sent him off to college? Bison"
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"Don't be fooled by looks, butterflies taste just like moths."
"Did you hear about that Hollywood actress who got stabbed? Um what's her name? Blonde girl, Reece someone .... ""Witherspoon?"" No, no. It was with a knife."
"What's a Jewish person's least favourite subreddit? r/showerthoughts"
"I have a feeling that Scalia was sad that he was going to be alone on Valentine's Day... ...and it broke his heart..."
"People always ask 'how do you cope with erectile disfunction'? Honestly, it's not that hard"
"What do spinach and anal sex have in common? If you were forced to have it as a kid, you'll hate it as an adult."
"Why do girls talk so much? They have four lips"
"WHAT DO WE WANT!!! A cure for hangovers WHEN DO WE WANT IT!!! Please stop yelling"
"I won't forget what my Grandad said to me before he kicked the bucket. He said, ""Grandson... how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"""