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Joke of the Day
"What do rabbis call the leftovers of a circumcision? Debris."
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"*job interview* so tell me a fun fact about yourself Guy: well when I was 5 I fell into the Cincinnati Zoo gorilla exh- get the hell out"
"Post and Repost were sitting in a boat. Post fell out, so who was left?"
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