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Joke of the Day
"What is the difference between jelly and jam? I dont jelly my dick down your throat."
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"wife: How was work? [flashback to me being asked to leave the meeting because I couldn't stop giggling after someone said ""abreast""] me:Good"
"Bob unknowingly sat on a chainsaw. ;"
"Why does a chicken coop have 2 doors? Because if it had 4 it would be a chicken sedan"
"What's the do a girlfriend and an ice cream cone have in common? The ones that are hot don't last as long"
"After sex, my wife told me I deserve a Gold Medal for my performance, for breaking Usain Bolt's record and finishing under 10 seconds."
"Eye no howe too spiel"
"Why is Klezmer music so addictive? Once you Hava Nagila, you'll want another!"
"I like my women like I like my coffee. Hot, kinda gross, and picked up at the gas station."
"Why did Hitler like his Adidas's? They were made by his distant relative."