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Joke of the Day

"What did the blind, deaf, mute girl get for Christmas?? Cancer."

"I wanted to make a joke about Sodium, but Na."

"Speech Joke. Why shouldn't you eye-fuck someone? Because there is a chance you will get visual aids."

"Why did the baby have such a poor time in the marathon? He was running a little behind"

"There was a praying mantis in my room so I stealthily grabbed a shoe and smashed my 2nd-story window and jumped out."

"Have you heard how busy the Samsung customer care lines are? Their phones are blowin' up!"

"Boy, people who need attention continue to find new ways to get it, he tweeted."

"What do you call a skydiving tonsil who's afraid that something bad might happen? Paranoid!"

"I went into a bar and ordered a Bin Laden Two shots and splash of water."

"How do you find an ants forefathers? Check it's ants-history."